6 Ways to Get What You Want From Your Older Man Without Giving Him What He Wants: Part 4

Timely and unques­tion­able female issues.

Most sugar dad­dies have already suf­fered through a long-term rela­tion­ship or two, and they don’t want to make waves. He espe­cially won’t want to talk about your female body issues. Unless your sugar daddy is a physi­cian, there are a large num­ber of unques­tion­able female issues that can save the day.

Your period? No, that won’t work. He knows your cycle. He might be older but he’s also a male. He knows when and for how long the sex­ual win­dow of oppor­tu­nity is open, and when it’s going to close. And no, say­ing you have a headache won’t work either. Stud­ies show sex is good for alle­vi­at­ing cer­tain kinds of headaches, and there’s a good chance your older man will know that. So, you’ll need to be more cre­ative than that.

Endometrio­sis: You don’t need to be an expert on endometrio­sis, just famil­iar­ize your­self with the basics. It occurs dur­ing the repro­duc­tive years, is accom­pa­nied with cramps, lower back issues, and makes sex painful. It’s also a pro­gres­sive pain and can—as you’ll tell him—come and go.

Uri­nary tract infec­tion: Your sugar daddy wants you to be happy and healthy. Sadly, a uri­nary tract infec­tion puts both of those qual­i­ties at bay. Not only are uri­nary tract infec­tions painful, sex can make it eas­ier for the germs to get into your ure­thra, which is dan­ger­ous. Don’t for­get to put a half bot­tle of UTI-fighting cran­berry juice on the night table, just for added effect.