The Mistake You Don’t Want to Make When Reeling in a Sugar Daddy Like Charlie Sheen

Sugar Daddy Charlie Sheen MistakeFar­rah Abra­ham, who made a ques­tion­able name for her­self after mak­ing the switch from Teen Mom star to porn actress, is on the hunt for a sugar daddy. She had even approached a pop­u­lar sugar daddy dat­ing web site in hopes that they would pay her to sign up—they turned her down twice.

So nat­u­rally, the 22-year-old set her sights on some­one a lit­tle eas­ier to win over: Char­lie Sheen. The 47-year-old actor has been known to go for young women—we all remem­ber his two 20-something “God­desses” that lived with him dur­ing his ram­pant days. Abra­ham recently leaked a series of text mes­sages between her and Sheen, where she asked if he would be inter­ested in meet­ing up for a play date with their kids or to go for cof­fee. She also invited him to join her for drinks at a party. Although Sheen couldn’t make it, he replied say­ing that he would love to meet up with her in per­son sometime.

Abra­ham had just accom­plished the first step in reel­ing in a sugar daddy—until she screwed it up by post­ing their pri­vate con­ver­sa­tion online. Sugar daddy Sheen didn’t take too kindly to the flirty text mes­sages com­ing out, and responded by pum­mel­ing Abra­ham with a slew of insults in a let­ter. He opens by call­ing her a “des­per­ate guz­zler of stag­nant douche agua.” He then asks her to destroy his num­ber and to travel into the abyss of mid­dle earth as the “pun­gent mem­ory of you van­ishes into the pedes­trian tro­pos­phere of lame-suck and zero-life”—Sheen has always had a way with words.

To try and save face after being rejected by her could-have-been sugar daddy, Abra­ham sent a let­ter back call­ing Sheen an “old train wreck” with “men­tal issues,” and that she was the “epit­ome of per­fec­tion,” adding, “I have a bright future ahead of myself. I do not have time for this non­sense of drama.”

You would think that when an older man and a younger woman get involved, the issue would be that one of them isn’t mature enough. But in this case, it’s hard to tell which one still has some grow­ing up to do.

What do you think: Did Far­rah Abra­ham lose out on the sugar daddy of a life­time or was she lucky to get out sooner rather than later?

Sources:

“Char­lie Sheen: Far­rah Abra­ham is a ‘Des­per­ate Guz­zler of Douche Agua’,” TMZ web site: http://goo.gl/gJtSc, last accessed June 21, 2013.

“This Feud Won’t End! Far­rah Abra­ham To Char­lie Sheen: The Drugs & Hook­ers Have Messed Up Your Head, You Old Train Wreck,” Radar Online web site; http://goo.gl/NQzw8, last accessed June 21, 2013.